Cursed Content Retro Horror Cassette Sticker: Variant #1
You Just Went Analog… in the Most Sinister (and most rad) Way
Straight from the static-filled nightmares of 1987 comes this 80s cassette tape Cursed Content sticker—oozing the kind of cursed energy that would make a Walkman scream. Featuring your Cursed Content logo in glorious retro decay, this design looks like it was ripped from a found footage basement stash.
Why This Sticker is a Cult Artifact:
📼 Premium Kiss-Cut Vinyl – Crisp as a freshly unwrapped unlabeled tape.
📼 80s Aesthetic – and that "I shouldn’t press play" vibe.
📼 Glossy Finish – Resists scratches (but not existential dread).
Perfect For:
- Marking cursed packages, laptops, or your demon-summoning boombox.
- Triggering Gen Z confusion and Millennial nostalgia simultaneously.
*Warning: Side effects may include **sudden urges to rewind… something.*
⏸️ [ADD TO CART] – Limited Stock (Like Your Sanity).
Design Details:
- Scratch/UV resistant.
- Ships with *zero* cursed instructions (probably).
- High opacity film that’s impossible to see through.
- Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use.
- 95µ thickness.
- Fast and easy bubble-free application.
"Property of Cursed Content – Play at Your Own Risk."
More details
- High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
- Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
- 95µ thickness
- Fast and easy bubble-free application
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cursed Content
- Email: cursed-content-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.