Pyromaniac Philosophy T-Shirt
Arsonist? Visionary? Why Not Both?
Some people build bridges. You? You torch them with style—and let the glow guide your next questionable life choice. This tee is for the gloriously petty, the strategically chaotic, and anyone who’s ever thought “I’ll worry about the fallout… later.”
Why This Tee is Your Villain Origin Story:
🔥 Bold, Unrepentant– Like a motivational poster… if Satan wrote it.
🧯 Breathable, Flame-Retardant Cotton... Allegedly.
👹 Unisex Fit – arsonists, exes, and people who really love symbolism.
Perfect For:
• Breakup eras (See? Artistic)
• Quitting your job (with panache)
• Fans of Game of Thrones and healthy coping mechanisms*
Sizes: S-XXXXL (Fits all levels of spite)
⚡ [ADD TO CART] – Before the Fire Marshal Does.
Details:
• Pre-shrunk.
• Fade-resistant (unlike your patience)
• Warning: May attract concerned HR emails or *impressed anarchists.
POV: You’re the *cautionary tale* everyone whispers about.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cursed Content
- Email: cursed-content-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Pyromaniac Philosophy T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|