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Greetings from the Uncanny Valley – Robot Nightmare T-Shirt

$60.16 $48.11 NZD

Where the Smiles Are a Little Too Perfect… and the Eyes Are a Little Too Dead 

Ever met someone who almost passes for human—but something’s just… off? Yeah, this creepy AF robot is their mayor. Wear this tee to celebrate that special place where technology and terror hold hands (with just the right number of fingers).  

Why This Tee is a Glitch in the Matrix:

🤖 Skin-Crawling Robot Art – That "why doesn't it blink?* vibe you can’t unsee. 
📡 Breathable, Anti-Dystopian Cotton – For when the robots do take over (dress for the occasion). 
👁️ Unisex Fit – Fits humans, advanced prototypes, and whatever’s pretending to be your cousin. 

Perfect For:

• Tech bros who’ve seen things in the lab. 
• Horror fans who think Black Mirror is a comedy. 
• Anyone who’s ever side-eyed Siri a little too long. 

Sizes: S-XXXXL (Fits all iterations of you—biological or otherwise). 

⚠️ [ADD TO CART] – Before It Adds *You.*  

Details:

• Pre-shrunk. 
• Fade-resistant (unlike your trust in AI). 
• Warning: May attract overly friendly chatbots or government agents.  

The 100% cotton fabric is super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion. 

  • 100% ring-spun cotton.
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz).
  • Relaxed fit.

POV: You’re the uncanny in someone else’s valley.  

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Greetings from the Uncanny Valley – Robot Nightmare T-Shirt Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.