Recruitment Night – Alien Sex Cult Sleepover T-Shirt
They’re Not Here to Probe You… Unless You’re Into That!
Ever get that 3 AM feeling that someone’s watching you sleep? Congrats—it’s just your new alien besties, here to politely invite you to their very exclusive cosmic collective. (Dress code: Black latex. Benefits: *Allegedly* immortality. Fine print: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
Why This Tee is a Gateway Drug:
👽 Sleek, Cult-Classic Image – Two suspiciously smooth beings who definitely have your best interests at heart.
🛸 Soft, Abduction-Ready Cotton – For comfort during or after abduction probing sessions.
🌌 Unisex Fit – Fits humans, hybrids, and those in denial.
Perfect For:
• First contact parties (BYOB—Bring Your Own Brainwaves).
• Tinder bios (Looking for my 3rd kind).
• Fans of MIB, Scientology documentaries, and poor life choices.
Sizes: S-XXXXL (Fits all carbon-based humanoid forms… for now).
👁️ [JOIN US] – Resistance is Futile (But Cute).
Details:
• Pre-shrunk.
• Machine-washable (unlike your memories of that "ship").
• Warning: Side effects may include sudden crop circles in your lawn or weirdly specific dreams about nebulas.
The 100% cotton fabric is super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion.
- 100% ring-spun cotton.
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz).
- Relaxed fit.
POV: You’re about to become *someone’s* favorite specimen.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cursed Content
- Email: cursed-content-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Recruitment Night – Alien Sex Cult Sleepover T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|