Coffee Before Blood Vampire Hardcover Notebook
Fuel your creativity (and your caffeine addiction) with this **Hardcover Bound Notebook** featuring a hilarious vampire clutching his morning brew. Because even the undead need priorities.
PERFECT FOR:
- Sketching cursed art.
- Plotting world domination.
- Writing dark poetry at 3 AM.
- Pretending you’re a sophisticated Gothic novelist.
PREMIUM UNDEAD QUALITY:
- UltraHyde hardcover– Survives coffee spills, blood rituals, and existential crises.
- 80 lined cream pages - Smooth writing for mortal pens or vampire quills.
- Elastic closure + ribbon marker – Keep your secrets (or grocery lists) secure.
- Expandable inner pocket– Stash receipts, spells, or garlic receipts (just in case.
TECH SPECS (for the living):
Size:** 5.5" × 8.5" (fits in coffins and tote bags).
Weight:** 10.9 oz (lighter than your soul).
UV printing– Crisp, fade-resistant vampiric charm.
NO MINIMUM ORDERS– Ships fast from the US (via mortal postal services).
[ADD TO CART] – Because immortality requires good note-taking.
*Disclaimer: Coffee not included. Sunlight still fatal.*
More details
- Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
- Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
- Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
- 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
- Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
- Expandable inner pocket
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cursed Content
- Email: cursed-content-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.