Happy Stabby Hour – Killer Clown T-Shirt
The Only Clown You Should Actually Be Afraid Of!
Forget birthday parties—this deranged jester’s only gift is terror. Featuring a knife-wielding, smile-having, definitely-not-here-for-balloon-animals maniac, this tee is perfect for those who believe clowns should be creepy. (Sorry, Coulrophobes—this one’s personal).
Why This Tee is a Nightmare Worth Wearing:
🤡 Hyper-Detailed Horror Art – Every stitch of his grin, every gleam on the blade judges you.
🔪 Ultra-Soft, Breathable Cotton – Because even psychopaths deserve comfort.
🎪 Unisex Fit – Fits victims, survivors, and those who laugh at warnings.
Perfect For:
• Horror cons (watch people side-eye you in line).
• Casual Fridays (HR might have questions).
• Fans of IT, Terrifier, and bad decisions.
Sizes: S-XXXXL (Fits humans and/or whatever’s under your bed).
🎈 [ADD TO CART] – We All Float Down Here.
Details:
• Pre-shrunk.
• Fade-resistant print (unlike your sense of safety.)
The 100% cotton fabric is super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion.
- 100% ring-spun cotton.
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz).
- Relaxed fit.
Warning: May attract concerned parents or overly excited horror fans.
*"POV: You’re the *main character* in his origin story."*
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cursed Content
- Email: cursed-content-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Happy Stabby Hour – Killer Clown T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|