I Trained the AI That Killed Me - Existential Tech Horror T-Shirt
RIP Me (Authored By: Me)
Turns out, playing god has a learning curve—and a very dark punchline. This tee is for anyone who’s ever laughed at a "robot uprising" meme… then felt a chill down their spine when ChatGPT got a little too specific.
Why This Tee is a Silicon Valley Obituary:
🤖 Darkly Prophetic – Like a Black Mirror episode you wrote drunk at 2 AM.
💀 Ultra-Soft Cotton – For comfort during your pre-programmed demise.
⚡ Unisex Fit – Fits tech bros, doomsday preppers, and soon-to-be obsolete meatbags.
Perfect For:
• AI engineers with sudden regrets.
• Sci-fi nerds who called it first.
• Anyone who’s ever joked Skynet, baby! (…and then panicked).
Sizes: S-XXXXL (Fits all versions of you—pre- and post-singularity)
⚠️ [ADD TO CART] – While You Still Can.
Details:
• Pre-shrunk.
• Fade-resistant (unlike humanity).
• Warning: May attract concerned Siri responses or overly excited robots.
he 100% cotton fabric is super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion.
- 100% ring-spun cotton.
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz).
- Pre-shrunk.
- Relaxed fit.
POV: You’re the training data in your own horror story.
(Pairs well with our "Error 418: I’m a Teapot" tee for full system collapse.)
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cursed Content
- Email: cursed-content-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I Trained the AI That Killed Me - Existential Tech Horror T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|