Love You to Death – 80s Slasher Romance T-Shirt
Relationship Goals: Stalking, Stabbing, Staying Iconic!
Channel those golden-age slasher vibes with this darkly hilarious ode to toxic love—featuring a chrome-masked killer and his favorite scream queen locked in a fatal flirtation. With bold colors, cheesy drama, and a tagline that’s 50% threat, this tee is perfect for fans who know romance peaks when someone’s running through the woods in heels.
Why This Tee is a Cult Classic:
🔪 Vintage 80s Aesthetic – Like a VHS cover for the greatest horror rom-com never made.
💋 Love You to Death Slogan – Equal parts sweet, sinister, and so on-brand for toxic relationships.
🎭 Dynamic Duo – He’s silent, deadly, and probably her ex. She’s absolutely his type (breathing, preferably).
Perfect For:
• Date night (bonus points if your partner gets the joke).
• Horror movie marathons (pair with wine and poor decisions).
• Valentine’s Day (because nothing says "be mine" like implied murder).
Sizes: S-XXXXL (Fits final girls, villains, and messy exes).
🖤 [ADD TO CART] – Till Death Do You Part… Literally.
Details:
• Pre-shrunk cotton (because even killers hate laundry day).
• Vibrant, fade-resistant print (unlike their relationship).
• Warning: May attract overly invested strangers at the grocery store.
The 100% cotton fabric is super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion.
- 100% ring-spun cotton.
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz).
- Relaxed fit.
He’s her #1 fan. She’s his #1 target. Match made in slasher heaven.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cursed Content
- Email: cursed-content-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Love You to Death – 80s Slasher Romance T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|