Trail Cam Chupacabra T-Shirt

$35.00 $27.99

Proof That Nature Hates You

That "rustling in the bushes" just got a glow-up. This tee features your new hiking buddy—a very unauthorized trail cam snapshot of a full-scale Chupacabra caught mid-stalk, because apparently Leave No Trace doesn’t apply to cryptids.  

Why This Tee is a Conspiracy Theorist’s Dream:

🌲 Pixel-Perfect Evidence – grainy, and 100% legit (trust us). 
🩸 Soft, Breathable Cotton – For running away in comfort. 
📸 Night-Vision Aesthetic – Glows under blacklight (like its subject’s eyes probably do). 

Perfect For:

• Wearing to national parks (ranger reactions vary). 
• Gaslighting your friends: "Dude, this is SO real." 
• Fans of *Missing 411, Skinwalker Ranch, and bad decisions. 

Sizes: S-XXXXL (Fits humans… allegedly). 

⚠️ [GRAB YOURS] – Before the "DNR" Does. 

Details:

• Pre-shrunk 
• Machine-washable (unlike Bigfoot). 
• Warning: May attract overly invested strangers at Walmart.  

The 100% cotton fabric is super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion. 

  • 100% ring-spun cotton.
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz).
  • Pre-shrunk.
  • Relaxed fit.

Trail cam footage they don’t want you to see.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.