Well, Today Sucks T-Shirt
For Those Days When the Universe Clearly Has It Out For You
Some days just hit different—and by different, we mean like a dumpster fire in a hurricane. This tee is your official uniform for surviving life’s little disasters with maximum sarcasm and minimum effort.
Why You Need This:
✔ Stupidly Soft Cotton – Because comfort is the only win you’re getting today.
✔ Bold, No-Nonsense Print – Won’t fade, just like your existential dread.
✔ Classic Unisex Fit – For sighing dramatically, ugly-crying, or aggressively napping.
✔ Instant Mood – Saves you the energy of explaining yet again why you’re over it.
Perfect For:
• Mondays (or any day that ends in *-y*).
• Wearing to work/school/the void.
• Passive-aggressively answering "How’s it going?"
• People who’ve mastered the *thousand-yard stare.*
Sizes: S-XXXXL (Because misery fits all)
🙃 [ADD TO CART] – Embrace the Suck.
*Disclaimer: We are not liable for spontaneous nihilism, excessive sighing, or coworkers asking if you’re "okay" (you’re not).*
Design Details:
• Minimalist text for maximum relatability.
• Pairs well with sweatpants and poor life choices.
• 100% accurate (most days).
The 100% cotton fabric is super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion.
- 100% ring-spun cotton.
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz).
- Pre-shrunk.
- Relaxed fit.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cursed Content
- Email: cursed-content-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Well, Today Sucks T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|